Friday, 11 December 2009

The end is nigh


Hello world my name is James Hewlett im a geologist from Springfield Ohio. I work for the Natonal geologist association (NGA). A few weeks ago i found out that the plates of the world are colliding at an alarming rate. By 2012 in conjunction with the mayan calender which states that the world will end on or around 21st december 2012.


I have discovered from a very reliable source that the govenments of the world have known about this problem for many years and they have been building spaceships to transport people to a new planet that they have discovered. The problem is the price of a ticket is 1 billion euros. This is clearly a problem for normal people like us because we cannot afford this ridiculous price i urge you all to riot in the street until the goveners of the world bring down the price dramatically or give up their seat.
Above is proof of the space ship that are being made.

No comments:

Post a Comment